September 23, 2009
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| Member  | If India ends up lifting the ICC Champions Trophy next week, their success can possibly be attributed to a revolutionary new coaching approach adopted by Gary Kirsten: encouraging his players to, erm, get busy. MS Dhoni and troops have received a four page document written by the former Saffer international turned coach, who reportedly says his players should "go ahead and indulge" in the hope of increasing on-field performances. The advice is so good we may as well let it speak for itself: "From a physiological perspective, having sex increases testosterone levels, which cause an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness. "Conversely, not having sex for a period of a few months causes a significant drop in testosterone levels in both males and females, with the corresponding passiveness and decrease in aggression." All bases are covered in the document - including advice for those not reaching first or second base with a partner. "If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with, one option is to go solo while imagining you have a partner, or a few partners, who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine." "No pillow talk and no hugging required. Just roll over and go to sleep," the document adds. If you see a sharp rise in Stick Sports morale and productivity over the next week or so, you'll know why... Full story |
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September 23, 2009
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| n00b Join Date: Oct 2007 Age: 19 Posts: 22 | wow the last sentence is telling you to masterbate lol lol |
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September 23, 2009
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| n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5 | Pure lols |
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September 23, 2009
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| Lurker Join Date: Jul 2009 Age: 11 Posts: 1 | kirsten is lol |
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September 23, 2009
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| Lurker Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 20 Posts: 1 | haha...no wonder im so good at cricket  lol |
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September 23, 2009
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| Lurker Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1 | haaaaa ha ha ... way to go man.. watch out SA girls |
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September 23, 2009
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| n00b Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 16 Posts: 5 | No wonder Dhoni's a good captain |
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September 23, 2009
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| Lurker Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1 | now.... thsi makes complete sense....... |
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September 23, 2009
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| Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Age: 11 Posts: 111 | i am the best and i wonder why lol |
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September 23, 2009
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| Lurker Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 4 | pakistan wil win the champions trophy they are simply the best  |
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