We thought Brett Lee's attempt at pop stardom was the most cringeworthy thing we'd see from a sportsman this decade. We were wrong. Enter Cristiano Ronaldo, or, as we call him at Stick Sports, 'Tart'.


You can accuse Ronaldo of many things, but when it comes to the business of scoring goals he's, for the most part, scarily effective. Bobby Zamora, on the other hand, is quite the opposite...

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It is no secret that I am not a soccer fan (and I refuse to call it football). But I have my reasons, and I have a feeling that many people in this country have the same feelings.

To put it simply: It's soft.

Too be fair soccer can be a thrilling, athletic and physical sport but it is being ruined by retards who take dives, take for example the highest paid 'star' in the world Christiano Ronaldo. This overplayed sod is a disgrace to his family, his fans and the game...

They say the deal will be done by the end of June. At £80m it is far and away the most expensive transfer in football history. It is almost double what Real paid for Zizou earlier on this decade. Over the course of the 6 year contract that Real Madrid are willing to pay lil Cris, he is set to earn over £106 million pounds in wages. Which will benefit the economy in Spain I am sure.

He was out in LA when the offer was accepted.

Is he worth the money though? Is Kaka worth...

Stick Sports currently has me in the London office (in which I managed to squeeze in a week of snowboarding in the Alps, man I love this job!). While I've been here, I managed to get myself to my first ever Premier League match - Fulham at home to Manchester United - and what a doozy!



I was filled with excitement and trepidation before the match. With Liverpool spanking United at home the previous...