We thought Brett Lee's
attempt at pop stardom was the most cringeworthy thing we'd see from a sportsman this decade. We were wrong. Enter Cristiano Ronaldo, or, as we call him at Stick Sports, 'Tart'.
You can accuse Ronaldo of many things, but when it comes to the business of scoring goals he's, for the most part, scarily effective. Bobby Zamora, on the other hand, is quite the opposite...
...