Recently, the media have been going nuts over the topless Lara Bingle photo scandal. Yeah, yeah, we get it. She had an affair with some boofhead footballer, he took a photo and sent it to his mates as you do. (No, no one is stupid or naive enough to believe he lost the phone).

Anyway, the more interesting sub-plot involves Michael Clarke bailing on the tour of New Zealand to be with his girlfriend in her time of need. Awwww. Isn't that sweet? (insert whipping noise here).
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