If you've done the hard work to help your team to a trophy-winning triumph, you probably don't fancy being lamped in the head by what you worked so hard to win. No danger of this happening to Fernando Torres this season, I suppose...


Also dangerous: dancing on a slippery floor. The main tragedy of this is not the fall and subsequent injury, but the fact we were robbed of what was shaping up as an, erm, entertaining routine.


Speaking of entertaining, if there's a way to entertain that this guy hasn't discovered we'd be surprised. We're unsure as to whether he's multitalented, or just insane. Or both.


If you've made it into this video compilation, it's fair to say you should be thanking your lucky stars on a nightly basis...


If you created this video, it's fair to say you're probably still a virgin. Whether this rates above or below Blu Tac Cricket on the tragic scale, we're yet to decide.


Bonus Clip

If you're going to establish an all-male a cappella group, you're just begging to be mocked and ridiculed. So why not embrace it, and cover the sh*t out of Lady Gaga's Poker face...