Friday Five: 'Wonderwheel' and a girl getting wet

Well, we did have quite a funny video lined up to show you this week - of a Mac Bank employee passing time until Beer O'Clock by opening a few NSFW email attachments. But the damn thing went viral, and has even been mentioned in a few newspapers so is now, like Sol Campbell, way too old and humour has made way for sympathy for the poor bloke.

If, on the off chance, you're behind the times (hello Queensland and Wales), you can see it here. Now on to all our completely original content, shamelessly stolen from elsewhere...

Former Hull and Bradford City striker Dean Windass maybe isn't cut out for the demanding job of, you know, watching a game and reporting on it...


Nor is this bloke, it seems. Mind, there's quite a few cricket and football pundits we wouldn't mind seeing this happen to...


There's been plenty of buzz around the intaweb about what's been labelled the 'heel of God'. Now, accuse me of bias if you want, but I preferred Stefano Okaka's goal for Roma (and not just because he's now playing for Fulham FC)...


Everyone likes seeing a girl getting wet, right? If, like me, you've so far been unsuccessful, why not try this method? Oldest trick in the book...


What are the chances of this happening, then?


Bonus clips

Sometimes it just so happens that we can't pick just one bonus clip, and this is one of those weeks. First, a touching video about true love(s) and what it involves...


And, finally, an accurate recreation of the battle between my word processor and my browser to get this very column finished in time:


See you next week!